ScandiPorn

The Site

We all know Europe is home to a lot of very hot people found in the world. By hot, I mean, just impossibly very attractive in a physical sense. Sure, the men are to be mentioned but the real trophies Europe has their clutches on are the women. These long legged, blonde beauties are too gorgeous for their own good and they know it, seeing as most of these women flash their sexuality around like it was an identification card. I specifically know this, because I have set foot in most parts of Europe.

For the record, Europe is a very wonderful place and the people there are so open minded and you will most probably just see a couple of nude people at some point – yes, they are that open minded. So it comes as no surprise when I encounter or review a porn site that features European folks, I immediately think that this would be an awesome thing. Sure, I pay for it but the contents are always worthwhile and I enjoy my time around these hardcore porn sites. I do assume that most European adult sites are hardcore because judging from the promiscuous stuff I see, it is pretty hard not to say.

So without further ado, let us bring in ScandiPorn. Scandi is basically a short cut for Scandinavia; a really cold place in the northern part of Europe. Just like all other parts of Europe, the population here is filled with really gorgeous women and equally handsome men. ScandiPorn mixes hardcore sex, European chicks, and amateur girls in one lewd bowl and stirs them up to make the perfect concoction of a good time and plenty of happy endings. It is under the ExtremeMovieCash network, along with plenty other European based porn sites.

It has been around since May 2013 and has been on the prowl, ever since. It has all sorts of mischievous acts going on and most of these are totally lewd and smutty, bordering hardcore (or even beyond that). Although some scenes happen indoors, in the comfort of a cold stone floor, a fluffy bed, or a rundown sofa, a couple of these actually happen outdoors, in grasslands, in parking areas, in beaches, or in the woods – all in sheer and obvious cold. What do you expect? It’s Scandinavia! These folks could not care any less if they were in the comfort of their own home or a very public place – as long as they get what they want and take pleasure from it, they are willing to do it without batting a single eyelash. With that in mind, let us now begin our Nordic journey into ScandiPorn.

The Layout

With the hype this porn site has, being European and all, you would expect they will bring out the best in their website design. I know, I know. Website design should be the least of my worries when doing reviews but I just cannot help it. ScandiPorn may look like they have a bland website, but its more than that – it is definitely more than that. With the pink background and the lack grey text, I think I would have to give this a score of 8/10. Props to the fonts being decipherable and all, plus the amount of video thumbnails are a great addition to design.

Other than that, the site seems to be in order. The links can be found easily since they are just on top of the page. The main menu is in a row and just below the huge banner where you can find a collage of smutty photos and a single GIF of girls being fucked in groups or individually. The main menu consists of the home page button, the all scenes button, the network button, and the members’ page button.

If you have not registered yet, you will find yourself with the Join button after the members’ page button. Click on that and it will prompt you to make an account right after paying for the monthly fee, or with whatever plan you choose to have. Take note that there is no trial version so make sure you have made up your mind. You may also terminate your membership later on but I think they have a minimum number of days before you can do so. If you wish to navigate yourself to the list of all their scenes, simply click on the “All Scenes” button on the main menu and you will be prompted to where it is.

The site also has around 20 photo sets present, which was very surprising considering that other sites under the same network don’t support such. Unfortunately, you cannot save the photos in zip files, rather you have to do them individually. Your ScandiPorn membership will also grant you access to a number of bonus sites for free.

The Girls

Well, a lot can be said about European chicks. They are gorgeous and when they star in porn flicks, they usually up their sex appeal by a huge percentage. These are the girls in ScandiPorn. They are beautiful and they are erotic even when you just look at them. With their blonde hairs and perky tits, it becomes pretty hard to turn away. More so when you get to watch the raunchy scenes they have outdoors.

All these scenes can be watched online via streaming or can be downloaded in an mp4 format. The video quality seems decent enough but nothing grand like HD. The pixel resolution available for both downloads and streaming are 640 x 480 and 852 x 480, respectively. At the moment, there are 140+ scenes and they are all exclusive. No download limits at the most and despite the amateur tag, you could actually see some well known faces around here.

Long Story Short

As much as I love every aspect of ScandiPorn, I won’t be bias about my reviews. Sure, I would recommend this site to those of you who don’t mind their fair share of hardcore European porn. The updates are fast, like they should be. The quality is decent and the quantity is great. From my view, everything seems to be in order and in great shape.

Membership price

• 1 month $29.95
• 3 months $49.95
• 6 months $89.95

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